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I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?

The last woman I was with said, "Kiss me where it stinks." So, I drove her to New Jersey. (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking. You need something to shut that big mouth of yours! Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

) Cause I put the D in Raw Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" Baby your bone structure is giving my "bone" structure. You can even get dominated by as Asian specialist who will beat you over and over into submission. They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe, are you an elevator? "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I heard your grades are bad..... I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say "Are you gonna eat that? Are you my Co-Pilot, cause I'ma take you to the cockpit. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you constipated? How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word? I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.